Or maybe full Hazmat suits.

Come on now - Peterson only hit two balls.

The message here is that there is a lot offensive about Florida.

You’re on the right track about requiring students to check a box to indicate whether they are racist or not. That follows Trump’s sure-to-be-successful plan for “extreme vetting” by asking immigrants and refugees whether or not they are terrorists.

There’s two things I’m having a hard time understanding about this. First, why is he being charged with a felony? What harm did that pie actually do to Johnson? Second, how is it that this guy’s bail is $100,000, while that woman cop who killed Terence Crutcher in Tulsa got a $50,000 bail for a manslaughter charge?

Yes, every defensive back in the league.

That would make Edelman even better than Brady, who as Gisele has previously informed us, can’t both throw and catch the ball.

On Lawrence O'Donnell, he had a segment where he talked about New Yorkers for the most part have not fallen prey to the fear/terror that these attacks were intended to provoke. He compared the attitude to that of Londoners during the bombing in World War II - "Keep Calm and Carry On". He also said that the people that…

Joe Ricketts is a bad person who should be castigated...

Don't know how they managed to get Massachusetts wrong. Felchville is a neighborhood in Natick, not a town. The correct answer (which was not even among their runners-up) is Cummington.

Tim: How many more times over a lifetime do you think an NFL player stands up off the ground than a normal human? From sitting down to stretch, getting up after being tackled, and all the sex on kitchen/living room/funky indoor nightclub floors, it has to be 10,000+ more times, right?

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He's tried, but all the mirrors keep breaking.

Surprising that the Trump Foundation hasn't gone bankrupt.

What does S & M have to do with this? Oh I get it - this election has been torture.

“If I was a Black — I feel there was no disrespect intended.”

It’s Alabama, a Red state. They don’t just hate happy women, they hate all women.

You just put me off pumpkin-spiced food and drink products for the fall season. Thanks.

I would never rub it in if a team missed a Super Bowl-winning field goal, nor would I mention the kicker's name. Why I'd write a scathing reply to anyone who did.

Nope. It's pronounced like something Roger Ailes did while he was at Fox News.