You must be fun at parties. 

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

The best thing about this is that it will eat away at him way, way, way more than things like “credibly accused of being a Russian asset” or “revealed almost daily, often by his own idiotic admission, to have participated in criminal activity.”

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I think we’re both missing a bigger point. Wings is on the list! Wings? Are you fucking kidding me?

Fleetwood Mac post-Peter Green is a waste of time.

I thought it was a description of Sarah Palin.

Oh God. And now I can’t unsee Sarah Palin.

It’s fairly common in restaurants and bars. The purpose of the ice is to keep the smell down by watering down the pee, works pretty well actually.

Hot take:

I still have the old school dugout/pinch-hitter like I used in college (I just turned 55). Works great when I’m doing a couple of one-ies while out for a walk.

Translation: “We’re not going to be very good, so Zion’s going to sit until all of the early season tickets that were sold already just to see Zion are used, then he will debut so we can sell some more.”

My wife and I have been looking for a spark in the bedroom, and surprisingly it was also Ryan Fitzpatrick. 

Spark

“Doesn’t it hit your lap when you turn?”

Pickle chips are a topping like lettuce, tomato, onion, or a fried egg. Condiments are sauces. The closest pickle comes to being a condiment would be as relish. 

My first job/Minimum wage job is easily the best. I worked at a golf course as a “players assistant,” essentially greeting golfers before the round, taking their clubs, loading them up on the cart. Then after the round, you greet the golfers coming off the course, wipe up the clubs, and they flip you between $2 and $5…

I’m with you on the chassis swap. Head south, find a mint body with a roasted motor/trans in a junkyard, and drop this powertrain under it. That’s an impossible amount of rust to repair, and as long as you document the whole thing, it won’t hurt the value when these inevitably actually become collectable.

Tranny swap into a better ZJ, and keep the cowl tag from the original as a souvenir/documentation.

‘The nuts” is when you have the best possible hand for that round of play. Flopping “the nuts” means that the the dealer has just put down the first three community cards and you have the best possible hand with the two cards you have in the hole (in your hand), without needing the next two community cards. No matter…