hamburgers made of ground hot dog meat

I would add that they should install a smooth hard surface of some sort over everything beyond 400 feet so that if you hit what used to be a home run, that ball is never going to stop rolling. Also institute a rule that you can run the bases multiple times for multiple runs, but if you’re on your second or later time…

I never thought we’d see some of those columns that Drew wrote while he his brain was all scrambled up. Thanks for sharing.

I bet he fucking planned it, too. Killed ‘em with Mallex aforethought.

They will just label it as a Coupe

*frantically checks Amazon and ebay for this*

Less sorcery, more Sikorskory.

Physics and aerodynamics.

Cal was and remains a serial signer

Our whole nation seems to be governed by the sunk cost fallacy.

I’m slowly but surely getting on the “remove instant replay in all sports” bandwagon because it fucking sucks.  No, I don’t want to hear about how you lost your money gambling.  No, I don’t want to hear about “getting it right.”  No, I don’t want you to bring up examples about how it benefited the teams I support. …

I’m just glad Storm Duck lost, because Truman Peyote got jobbed harder than anyone else in the first round.

Some would consider me old, but I am not nearly old enough to drive this. I think you have to have white hair and white shoes to buy it.

To be fast in Indy, it’s all about setup, and they reached out too late to get the right advice on setting up the car.

this attacker is apparently “known to the police for orchestrating similar incidents in the past.”

OW ME BACK

There once was an idiot from Limerick,

“This is some pretty heavy stuff.”

Don’t care. This is a Rich Whyte people problem.

From what I have been reading the ones that sank are either modded (extended without re-engineering) or knock-offs by third parties.