First he was a replacement caddy

Joe Biden would throw that shit out with the trash and install a Golden Tee machine with oversized drink holder and ashtray. 

Counterpoint: this is better than literally anything else he would potentially otherwise be doing. Let’s just load Pebble Beach and see him in two years.

Driven monthly.  Period.

OMG THIS. THIS SO HARD.

I kinda want to know which bread he meant.

Theory No. 7: Would-be fans spend 97% of their disposable income on mirrored Oakleys, Jimmy Buffet paraphernalia, Valtrex and stickers of Calvin pissing on things.

The Maroon 5 halftime show of vans. 

They call it the caviar of the south.

The last thing LaVar Ball needs is to be around more Suns that don’t play basketball well.

You can tell this is Australia as the car spins clockwise; American race cars only go counter-clockwise.

Nope.  She got a taste of gas one day and switched, if you get my drift.

to be honest, Bartolo looks pretty good in a Padres uni

Loans from a 401k and if he’s lucky he’s been able to keep his credit decent.

I’m so glad you’re back, Karl. I read your first article and was taken aback by your strength and wisdom. You were so brave in sharing that you were the one person who didn’t believe in the Pats. That took so much courage. So, so much courage.

KARLS, ranked

Even the screws are reproduced in wood!

His own teammate Larry Fitzgerald makes the HOF of great players that played with bad teams their whole career. 

God the relinquishing the right of way thing is so infuriating. During the drive home on Friday I was approaching a green light and the person in front of me stopped at the green light before they turned right so that the person on the other side of the light could turn left in front of them.

Leave a whole carlength between you and the car in front of you? You’re a bad person because you’re making the line longer and possibly blocking someone’s access to the turn lane.