Oh this is more well-done than a Trump steak.

It’s as if Daft Punk fucked the Village People

“Cooler heads will not prevail.”

This has nothing to do with collusion and Mueller isn’t running this investigation. Mueller found some rotting mess and referred it to someone else to look into. I suppose that Cohen should be given a free pass on any criminal activities he’s engaged in because he’s Trump’s buddy?

Well, this is fascinating... This was my first thought, so I’m kind of happy to see the comment from others. I love visiting cities; the best part of which is not having to have a car to get attraction to attraction. More of a challenge when you head south.

Speak for yourself. I miss M*A*S*H and would like to see them bring it back, like ‘Roseanne’.

I bet after ball #4, Sergio was thinking about screaming “Dilly Dilly” so security would come and escort him off the course.

They probably liked the fact that RG3's knee isn’t even capable of bending.

This was her then:

or in jason day’s case: ‘i’ve fallen and i can’t get up!’

“Obviously, we’re not a fan of it. He’s a young kid. I could’ve said something at 2nd base but they have tremendous veteran leadership over there.”

“If it’s ok to shift with a 7-run lead, then it’s definitely ok to bunt.”

In Philadelphia, Gabe Kapler is thinking to himself, “Huh. If it was up to me, I would’ve pinch run for Pillar after he stole third.”

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

Jokes on you, Cubbies. Urena’s already hit three of you bastards at the plate. Technically he’s got more hits than you at 3-2.

Urena Misses Target, Hits Shower

There are spicier hot sauces than Texas Pete.

Get to Burlington. Or any ski resort. Or college campus. It's a small state, even before considering that Texas is your frame of reference. Don't overthink it. You live in Vermont now.

Timely; my girlfriend has bone cancer and the pain meds are getting harder to get from our doctor due to the Fed's crack down on physician's prescribing of opiates (aside from profound physician reluctance after a few high profile arrests of doctors, they require a signed contract for medical use of the pain Rx and…