Most normal people are able to consider more than one thought in their brain at a time.

I think the odds of being able to hit him if you were trying are actually pretty good. I was a decent golfer (15 handicap) and could hit the driving range tractor guy at least a few times in a small bucket of balls if he was within three-wood range.

Is there a two-door option? If not, no thanks.

Truman Peyote the person. Truman Peyote the band.

I have a picture of the bean that I took with zero people and like you, I never see it with less than 50 people around it. It was five degrees below zero and windy. Good luck pulling it off in those conditions.

Unbelievable. He is so good.

The curling the other day was fun too. Our local curling center in the Triangle offered to give them sweeping lessons!

Oh yeah, that’s my gig too. I live in Raleigh NC so no beer sales before 10 am, the college kids and partiers are still asleep, and the god people are at church. If I time it right, easy parking, no checkout line, and I can still buy beer/wine at 10:05 checkout.

Umm, the NFL champ versus college all-stars was held in Chicago for over FORTY years! I watched it as a kid. The last time the college kids won was in the early sixties.

I‘ve been gone for nearly ten years and had forgotten about egg and pepper sandwiches! Now I want one!

That’s what I thought too. A decent amount of caster would keep them pointing relatively straight until there's a side load and then they would just rotate with the friction.

Refrigerated eggs last at least a month past the carton date. Past that, you can use the water test. Put an egg in a bowl and full with water. A good egg stays I the bottom, old ones float.

Cook Out is the best! When you get two sides with a combo AND one can be a frickin’ CORN DOG, you know you’re at the right place.

That’s the high side of the road, so they need to clear it. Otherwise it could melt and refreeze into ice as or crosses the road.

*Puts on garish sport coat*

On the beach.

Why didn’t he just ask his buddy Donald to dial him up a porn star or something.

He’s a deputy US Attorney. Any hint of dishonesty could cost him his career. Not to take away from the fact that he does have character.

Well, everyone in the NCGOP anyway.

Carne adovada is what I thought of when I read the article. I never thought about making a ton of the sauce to have on hand for other things until now. I will do it soon.