I do this in my 95 Toyota Pickup on those 45 mph roads punctuated when stoplights every mile or few. Launch in first, rev a little high in second and just drop it into fourth and cruise. Otherwise it feels like I just barely touch third, though if there’s any traffic in front of me, I’ll go into third for a bit for…

My buddy was parked in front of me a few months ago and thought this picture was funny.f

Darn it. I had to scroll to the last comment to be sure that no one had brought it up already. I can’t even comprehend how that would work and I really hope that’s his next gig.

Mass hybridization? Pretty sure all those anti-GMO idiots would have a word to say about that.

I worked in KC for a year a dozen or so years ago and here in NC, people beg me to make cheesy corn bake for their parties. It’s actually pretty easy, but since it’s nothing people are used to, they go crazy for it.

You didn’t notice that there are multiple types of sauce on the table? I like the Eastern NC style vinegar sauce on my burnt ends. 

Being able to drive on water is a positive when you live in Hawaii and perhaps want to island hop.

Nice land yacht you got there neighbor.

I immediately thought of Thai food and it makes perfect sense.

I always add honey to chili I'm making.

Here it's referred to as Trusted Access Loser.

Via Wikipedia (and I learned something new today):

The chess boxing on the Ocho this year was both weird and fascinating.

Ha! I don’t think they have a live wolf though.

Since I don’t travel for work much anymore, it won’t be a big deal for me, but I loved the Cruze as a rental car. I would always pick it over anything on the Hertz lot. I thought it was an all around decent car. If I needed a commuter car, I would have considered it. I don’t see a lot of them on the roads though, so…

I just wish one of the players would have clocked that stupid goat.

Having your own personal color is pretty special if you ask me.

Why do these need to be slow rolling 10+ minute videos instead of say, a slide-show that I could click through at my own pace? The sleepy music and the strange panning over static images made it such that I couldn’t get further than a minute into the first video.

The only thing you missed in the paying your dues intro is "exposure", what so many jerks think musicians should be paid in.

Dammit! I had chicken tortilla soup in the office pool, but don’t work there anymore. He owes me $20!