This take was SO bad, that Drew made it a standalone article, rather than in the JAMBOROO that comes out later TODAY!

Oh, that Jeter. Still handing out gift baskets.

Good sir. In our day, we never cursed the Lord as we whipped our property. Please refrain from such crude language.

Seriously, yomama, a fresh slice of perfectly cooked roast beef is somehow going to give you cancer? What do you possibly eat?

Well, both Dallas and Chicago are very large markets and both are huge air travel hubs, as opposed to, say St. Louis or Kansas City.

After picking up my 18 month old toddler at my parents, she projectile vomited chocolate pudding onto the cloth seats and carpet of a Cavalier that had been sitting in 90 degree heat for an hour.

I use it 2 or 3 times a week and went 6 or 7 months before changing the blade and while I could notice some difference, I think I could easily gone 3 or more months longer.

I use it 2 or 3 times a week and went 6 or 7 months before changing the blade and while I could notice some…

Yeah, the four-month thing seems very conservative. I changed my blade at six months and while I noticed a difference, I probably could have gone quite a bit longer with the original blade.

Yeah, the four-month thing seems very conservative. I changed my blade at six months and while I noticed a…

Here in Raleigh there’s an old neighborhood, Histrionic Oakwood, where the slightest transgression causes widespread pearl-clutching and message-boarding, but the big Oakwood Cemetery is considered a huge perk for residents, even from other neighborhoods (YMMV). So running, dog walking, etc. Should be perfectly fine.

Skeeter is a good cat name.

It was a good cat.

I don’t like my food either grey nor burnt, so please un-grey my burner.

TRIGGERED!!!

You stink far more than you imagine.

Your opinion flopped.

I’m not familiar with racing in that part of the country, but as I read the article, I had a similar thought. That kind of knowledge might not make you rich, but it will give you a fun day at the track.

You missed the chance to just go with Puppet John. Sad.

My assumption is that the start/finish bricks are from sections that were completely replaced, like when they excavated for the tunnels, and then they laid (continue to lay) them even with the modern surface.

Yeah, that was one high quality rant right there.

It really is a bit strange to see so many EIU guys in the league in various capacities. Is Ike’s still there?