I really want someone after a pick-six or similar alone at the goal line do the mime in a box thing pretending they can’t break the plane.

They call them 100 Grand bars now, which is dumb, but they are easily in the top three for bar-type candy for me.

Whenever I watch the NFL on TV they don’t even show the anthem.

A few years ago, I was walking the dog and as we were in the crosswalk, a truck backfired and the dog bolted, planting my face into the pavement, breaking both my glasses and my nose. I healed, but my favorite pea coat was horribly blood spattered, looking like I had obviously stabbed someone or worse. I tried…

And if you do splurge on a board, don’t waste money on the fancy board oils. You can get a 16 oz. bottle of food grade mineral oil at CVS (or similar) for just a few bucks and it works just the same. It’s sold as a laxative. I am not kidding.

And if you do splurge on a board, don’t waste money on the fancy board oils. You can get a 16 oz. bottle of food…

Well, the Iditarod (a race) in Alaska (a large US state) is run by teams (a group of sporting individuals working together) of dogs (domesticated canines) pulling a sled (a contrivance designed to slide) over snow (frozen precipitation) along with a musher (a single human participant) that rides (positions themselves…

Jed!

And it’s actually a $4,000 raise over eight years!

Thank you, leader of Team Diagonal! Reading the Funbag over coffee on Wednesday morning, I was so happy to see this as the top comment. It makes me feel better about humanity in general.

That statistic is fairly meaningless since MLS teams play far fewer games than either NHL or NBA teams.

Here in Raleigh, State fans (and therefore UNC haters) are apoplectic today. Everyone was hoping for UNC to get punished while knowing nothing would happen, but then this came out...

And on this play, it’s obvious that he moved forward and towards the batter after he missed the ball.

Where are they staying in Chicago that would have mold problems? A reasonably nice hotel would have to be really poorly run to have those sorts of problems. Please, please tell me that they are staying at Trump Chicago!

M & W sports logos remind me of a joke I heard at my first job when I was sixteen and the waitress was a “cool” coed waitress. It was something along the lines of, “So Mary said she fooled around with a football player and because he kept his jersey on, it left a mark in her chest”, “Let me see! What? You slept with a…

Right. Come with me to a Mensa outing sometime and then tell me that geniuses are all of a certain type. I’d hazard to say that the range of personality types is far more broad than and other group you could name. Well, other that everyone.

I can’t believe I had to scroll so far to find this. And it’s better than the comment I was drafting...

So he started as a fish, then a mariner, then switched sports to become a raider, then back to baseball and being a fish, then finally a pirate. I’m pretty sure the ocean is in his blood.

You can come in through the turnstile, but you can never leave.

Because I just got an OTA update this morning for my S8 (t-mobile), I just pressed the Bixby key to see if it was still disabled, and it gave me a “do you want to update bixby) message. I was quite aggravated, but I upgraded anyway to see what would happen, and afterwards the button was still disabled. Whew!