Who’s her dad?

the Pod Save America boys, who are definitively the biggest chodes in the world of podcasting.

It’s a long standing tradition for immigrants in America. “I’m here now and the people who come after me can go fuck themselves.” The British did it to the Irish, the Irish did it to the Italians, the Italians did it to the Chinese.

They can use my name and picture for $12,000.

Not just a lady. A real lady. Why can't real networks be more like Sorkin's Unicorn News, that has the advantage of knowing what happened two years ahead of everybody else,  and did journalism better as a result. 

Snap.

Dry herb vaporizers are still chill fam

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

That’s why he’s “good husband” and not “brave boy”

I know we’ve complained about this before but it’s very difficult to read these articles when you don’t describe the people left to right. ESPECIALLY because we’re all old as shit and don’t know who any of these people are. 

The Super Bowl could just replay that video for this year’s halftime show, and it’d still be the best one of the last decade.

A little rusty?  99% of the non-entertainers couldn’t do what she did last night. Stop.

I hope Bobby Finger will return to review the movie here as he is the most qualified to report on the accuracy of Charlize Theron playing Megyn Kelly.

Because the acting is the most important part and any biopic type film uses makeup to enhance resemblance. Elizabeth Banks is talented but Charlize Theron is one of the best chameleon actors around and a much larger draw than Banks. Actors aren’t totally interchangeable and they successfully made her look like the…

I mean, it’s an interesting tact to throw shade at the woman she said was “the right woman to be president” in 2016 by pointing out Warren used to be a Republican** while speaking at an event for a candidate who only joined the Democratic party so he could use their party infrastructure to run for president, but go…

One girl told him she thought the river just circled around and you’d float back to your original spot.

I’ve seen pictures of Spring Break at Havasu, on the Colorado River etc. - this would be a perfect bro-friendly addition to that floating clusterfuck.

This movie is so beneath Timothee Chalamet, but he might be perfect for this. (Or maybe my feelings about his Laurie hair is blinding me.)

DAMN good. And I skipped lunch.