They should just hire the guy from “The Lawnmower Man” to... take care of this little problem.

Anybody else like me actually get a little choked up just once when you stop and realize that a brilliant, well-done television show about deep moral and ethical philosophy got made at all, and got critically and audience acclaimed? And that we’re going to get the whole deal, not just suddenly canceled mid-stream as…

Who’s her dad?

the Pod Save America boys, who are definitively the biggest chodes in the world of podcasting.

Production on The Jaunt has taken longer than you think.

It’s a long standing tradition for immigrants in America. “I’m here now and the people who come after me can go fuck themselves.” The British did it to the Irish, the Irish did it to the Italians, the Italians did it to the Chinese.

They can use my name and picture for $12,000.

Not just a lady. A real lady. Why can't real networks be more like Sorkin's Unicorn News, that has the advantage of knowing what happened two years ahead of everybody else,  and did journalism better as a result. 

Snap.

I’m not changing my avatar.

Doesn’t even need to be CGI... Just put Nicholson in, no makeup.

Can’t wait to see what The Hat looks like after her transformation... hope it lives up to (or dare I wish, surpasses?) the book’s description....

Yes, and that moment of redemption Jack gets at the end of the book is pretty important to the story of Doctor Sleep, which is all about Dan grappling with the legacy of The Overlook and Jack (and, in many ways, turning into Jack.)

Someone who shares my exact opinion of The Shining! Kubrik cast Jack Nicholson, and as soon as you see him, you know how he’s going to end up. I always thought it needed an all-American type - Robert Redford would be my pick, although Harrison Ford (Who Jack is said to resemble in the book) would be great too.

Dry herb vaporizers are still chill fam

I’m not a King scholar or anything, but I do think The Shining is probably one of his best novels from a technical standpoint—the writing is tight and it’s well structured.

and the turtle?

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

That’s why he’s “good husband” and not “brave boy”

I know we’ve complained about this before but it’s very difficult to read these articles when you don’t describe the people left to right. ESPECIALLY because we’re all old as shit and don’t know who any of these people are.