Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

That’s why he’s “good husband” and not “brave boy”

I know we’ve complained about this before but it’s very difficult to read these articles when you don’t describe the people left to right. ESPECIALLY because we’re all old as shit and don’t know who any of these people are. 

The Super Bowl could just replay that video for this year’s halftime show, and it’d still be the best one of the last decade.

A little rusty?  99% of the non-entertainers couldn’t do what she did last night. Stop.

I hope Bobby Finger will return to review the movie here as he is the most qualified to report on the accuracy of Charlize Theron playing Megyn Kelly.

Because the acting is the most important part and any biopic type film uses makeup to enhance resemblance. Elizabeth Banks is talented but Charlize Theron is one of the best chameleon actors around and a much larger draw than Banks. Actors aren’t totally interchangeable and they successfully made her look like the…

I mean, it’s an interesting tact to throw shade at the woman she said was “the right woman to be president” in 2016 by pointing out Warren used to be a Republican** while speaking at an event for a candidate who only joined the Democratic party so he could use their party infrastructure to run for president, but go…

One girl told him she thought the river just circled around and you’d float back to your original spot.

I’ve seen pictures of Spring Break at Havasu, on the Colorado River etc. - this would be a perfect bro-friendly addition to that floating clusterfuck.

This movie is so beneath Timothee Chalamet, but he might be perfect for this. (Or maybe my feelings about his Laurie hair is blinding me.)

DAMN good. And I skipped lunch.

Apparently I’ve been doing it all wrong, or just eating boneless chops and therefore missing the handle.  

Thankfully, this particular situation was quickly defused because one of the officers attending the incident lives in Bugha’s neighbourhood and recognised the teen.

I’ll say it.

I hate Trump and his vileness at all times.

You know this is how Dotard Donny would hold a baby in an active shooter scenario

Sometimes Matt Gaetz is around.

PROTECT JON STEWART!!! He’s our most sacred jew!