I also just *love* how he keeps referring to it as losing everything ‘in a day’ as though these were single instance accidental ‘oopsies’ and not the culmination of YEARS of crappy behavior that they were never held accountable for.

I do think that at some point it will end with a completely innocent person of prominence sticking a gun in his head and ending it. That’s my guess. I know a couple of people this has happened to.

But you know what? The victims didn’t have to go through that.

I hadn’t seen this cartoon nor the racipologist commentary.

How do you say “Uncle Tom” in Yiddish?

White people feel like they can punch you in the face and then turn decide how much it hurt you. 

Ugh, gators! HE WAS RIGHT THERE. All moist and pink and chompable and YOU DIDN’T TAKE EVEN A NIBBLE???? You have let down your PR man, Sterling Archer!

this is how we eat lunch every day 

I’m not grossed out sharing a bagel with my beautiful sister wives. 

what’s up with the “my dear”? seems a bit patronizing

I like that this dickshit says no one wants to cause a Constitutional crisis by invoking the 25th when that would be the exact fucking opposite of a Constitutional crisis, since it’s a specific Constitutional remedy for this exact fucking situation.  Fuck this coward who wants to think this will save him/her.

I was thinking john Kelly. Someone who thinks one of the USA’s biggest problems is that our military isnt fucking big enough, and that finance is “too regulated.”

Look, I was already in love with Jameela Jamil. If you keep telling me all the ways she is incredible that I didn’t already know about then I’ll have nothing left to surprise me when she finally comes to take me away from all this. Just leave us a little something for ourselves, hm?

Come back when you have curves?? Are they insane? Her body is amazingly curvy.

This patriot was merely delivering Hillary Clinton’s emails to the nation. We were so close to knowing the truth

Elvin was a pretty consistent part of the show’s last 4-5 seasons. The Cosby Show was also, until a few years ago, frequently rerun. I certainly would have recognized him if I’d seen him.

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