Not drugs! They are naturally occurring chemicals only found in GOAT’s.

Somebody who really knows how to write cynical dark comedies (Coen Bros, perhaps?) needs to write a script telling the story of this bitch and her perceived persecution complex - and then cast Allison Janney (the resmblance is uncanny); Oscar #2 waiting to happen.

The USADA tested Serena right after her win. While they found her levels of Flystorgen, Notgivingfucks & SoDopamine to be off the charts for a regular pro-athlete they still were within Williams’ standard range.

They had no f*cking clue what they were talking about. All they knew was “gamez tournament”. 

You act like he ever bothers with the details of any story rather than just getting the jist that most of his viewers have and then makes the rest up to fit the narrative!

And people tried pointing out to me that Madden was not the type of game people would site as a violent videogame. But it’s naive to think they’d need to know anything about the game to blame it.

He must be the last boy scout.

Yeah, in the Zombie Bowl DLC. You shoot your opponents while running the ball to the endzone.

Only in my recently released Last Boyscout mod. 

“Ways the royals are just like rich white Southerners.”

Kids should be careful with privacy settings, but the connection between that and this shooting is impossible for me to make sense of.

Well there is the shotgun and the pistol for starters.

Video games. The NFL. Disaffected young men with mental problems. Chicago pizza.

I’m not really a fan of the French Open banning her ‘suit-that-functions-as-medical-aid’. I’m going to guess that having a player collapse mid-game of an embolism isn't "traditional" either.  :(

So the drug dealers of celebrities are becoming celebrities now? Now at red carpet events instead of asking “Who are you wearing today?” it will be “What are you on today and who designed it for you?”.

I hate to hurt anybody. I’m not trying to hurt my friend

Some of those definitely sounded like they required some follow-up paperwork.

Didn’t see it till I read this, cannot ever unsee it.

lol at the boss pulling the “you’re disrespecting the uniform” bullshit with a fucking hospital security guard

What is this strange role that Benedict Cumberbatch has gained so much weight for?