Son of a bitch! I just found it!

Probably not very effective. They could learn from how Fullerton, CA cops just beat the shit out of loitering homeless people to give them blemishes, and put them in the hospital with mortal injuries. You can read more about Kelly Thomas here.

Maybe what he really needs is a dehumidifier.

Crusher? I didn't even get her phone number.

So long as it washes the probe in hot water and a good disinfectant soap before it touches the keyboard to type out that email, it sounds ok to me.

Thanks. Gimme back my star!

Like magnets?!? Fucking grippy pad! How does it work!

I'm boycotting Gorilla Glass for sponsoring this. This site needs an enema.

I wonder if you ever read the Huffington Post. He was a founding partner, and came up with the blogging model for Arianna that helped her take control of AOL just a few years later. Funny how that works.

Founding partner of Huffington Post... Told Arianna to open up her golden Rolodex and get all her friends to blog for free. I honestly think you (and most liberals) are completely ignorant of the complexity of this guy or what his real contribution and motivations were.

As much as we might disagree with his politics

You're gonna need a bigger volleyball net.

Its power to swarm websites with DDoS attacks and recruit new talent capable of more sophisticated assault relies on a big, swinging dick.

I bet if it weren't so damned illegal, she might not have burned down a tree hiding inside it to smoke some meth.

Either way, Facebook will become a go-to source for peace of mind.

Safe to bet against this. None of this advanced battery crap ever works out.

We should just use AC/DC.

I like them even more now. Thanks for the heads up Adrian!

The real question for entomologists is when the word "dude" disappeared in favor of "dog". That question really bugs me.

Maybe they got tired of having to listen to dorks who haven't showered in months pontificate about their exploits?