After college I lived with a lot of conservative, Midwestern Catholics (don’t ask me why, I had to move out eventually) and this was definitely part of their belief system. One of them regularly called Plan B “the abortion pill” and thought that IUDs should be banned. It’s all related to the idea that any sex that…

As a currently pregnant person, I’d like to tell this man to fuck the fuck off with his host bullshit. I wanted this baby and pregnancy is miserable as FUCK. This isn’t hosting, this is being bled fucking dry by a goddamned alien (if you’re reading this in the future, little dude, just know that I mean every fucking…

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

It’s pretty clear to me that this guy wouldn’t know much about being “invited in” to a woman’s body.

Remember “BUT BERNIE!” “HILLARY DISHONEST!” “HER EMAILS!!!!” “TEACH DNC LESSON!”?

This is my only joy lately, knowing that those Good Salt of the Earth Everymen who voted for this rancid orange barnacle will soon be well and truly fucked as a result of their actions. Of course, we all will be to a certain degree. Just let me have this schadenfreude for a moment longer.

The new’s networks ratings are down and everything is boringly sane and normal?

This is a crazy time stream we’re in. I wonder what’s happening in the reality that has Hillary as POTUS.

tim kaine, al franken, murphy, bernie, bennet, elizabeth warren...

Shut up Marcus. I am hungover and we have a cheeto as the President elect. I will stay my ass in bed as long as I like.