Well done, Ibn Safir.  

Honestly, my first thought was a Tesla Mazda 5.  Best dad-mobile ever.

You wouldn’t need a video system. Panoramic still photo of interior before ride, same photo after ride, autocompare. Unless the frat boys master puking in plaid, the puke will be detected, as well as other damage or other items left on the seats or in footwells.

This is a matter of daily discussion with my six year old daughter. “Daddy, what if your car breaks?” “I’ll have it fixed.” “Don’t you want a new car?” “No.” “If they make that new VW Microbus, will you want that car?” “Yes.”

Nonsense. Maybe people who have to go into debt to buy a car will start having to rent them instead, but people who have the money will continue to buy and use their own cars. The idea that people who have million dollar houses are going to prefer driverless taxis that stink of other people’s farts to owning their…

I got thrown out of every all-you-can eat in town as a teenager. 6'4, 28 inch waist, bottomless pit of hunger. I once knocked out my brother over the last pork chop.

I saw that and I thought that was probably not the first time that fellow has punched somebody. So why is it Hawaiian Punch-me was after that dude? He picked the wrong guy.

What better way to honor Ayrton Senna than squirting ketchup onto a pile of hamburger?

I heard it’s almost ready to launch in Japan, where the model name is Nagahapen.

It looks like a Hyundai with gas.

Bank error in my favor? Ok. We love our A3 TDI, but if they insist we’ll trade it in for an A4 Allroad.