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So glad to see The Missiles of October in here - we watched that in 9th grade civics class, and our teacher (who was a great sarcastic asshole) would imitate the Devane/JFK and Sheen/RFK convos. "Shawt dahn?"

Mara didn't save the Shield, but she created the Vic/Shane rift that would define its second half, which in turn made it an even better show.

I watched my uncle play with a horse's dingus, and he made milk…

Throw it over the fence, let Arby's worry about it.

PUT…ZE CANDLE…BACKH!

Zip zap zop, lick my pudding pop!

With Naaahm Abram?

With Naaahm Abram?

Ah-one, Ah-two, Ah-tree to da four, ah-Snoopy Dog Dog and Doctor Dre are at the door…

Ah-one, Ah-two, Ah-tree to da four, ah-Snoopy Dog Dog and Doctor Dre are at the door…

I'm taking the little Borts tomorrow. On a scale of 1 to horse tranquilizer, what level of sedative can I safely ingest to get through this movie, yet still be able to drive home afterward?

No you're thinking of Byron Allen

My mom loved, loved, loved John Denver. We had both Muppets albums, and pretty much every other record he did, too.

My grandfather subscribed to Sports Illustrated throughout the 80s until he passed away in the early 90s. As they probably do now, SI gives you gifts for new subscriptions. When he started his, the gift was a beach towel, and a VHS copy of Football Follies starring Jonathan Winters. It was about an hour-long

This was supposed to be the Summer of George!

Wedding Singer was shortly afterward, which was probably his most well-rounded comedy.

Guy who's never been in my kitchen?

Definitely one of the greatest rock drumming tracks, non-prog category, of all time.

In junior high (circa early 90s) those Top Ten List books were with me constantly.

Emmylou Harris