Sidebar: did anyone see Larry Bird at the draft lottery? Dude is drooping HARD.

"Loaded for Cleveland" is mine.

Perhaps John David Duggar is available

S4 will be lyrics from The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Uh, Rock Island has the U.S. military's entire artillery foundry. Might need more than an -inator to penetrate this.

Schwaough

Close - Carthage College is in Kenosha, just over the Racine county line.

Replace agricultural work with mindless machine operating work and yeah.

I prefer them to anal histories.

In our hearts, yes.

…y Azteca TV

I had no idea they still existed, but saw one last month in Phoenix.

If Sizzler is smart, some young marketing guy is going to seize an opportunity to work this into current marketing. Unfortunately, Sizzler is not smart.

I fucking hate this band and everything they represent.

Dunn Brothers Coffe, though?

Same thing in Milwaukee (CBS 58) and Detroit (CBS 62)

The 60's ended when the Hell's Angels beat someone to death at Altamont.

That never happened. It will shock you.

It's a chip and dip! We got two.

I, along with many other college guys of the late 90s, sat through many a listen of Sarah MacLachlan in order to get laid.