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the fact that they are their own product. If they were painters, I wouldn’t have to look at their faces or hear their voices every time I enjoyed what they created.

Everything about ‘16 belongs in the dump, but especially the last few months. It’s been the garbage-cherry on top of a trash sundae.

How is this our actual reality?!

You’re quite right since it seemed she was set to perform before he was selected. Still,I can’t blame her for having more class than he does.

If you pissed yourself you’re a shoein!

This was an especially emotional game for players and students of Army and Navy when you consider most of them are going to be killed in a nuclear war soon.

On top of all the bullshit that they’re dealing with, how ironic is that the Browns didn’t get to wear color rush nor their “mycausemysleats” this season ...

Donald: Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him - face to face with the blowhole. I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me, but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the

“You know who else was ‘Man of the Year’?”
*Crowd Cheers*
“That’s right, a little man called Hitler!”
*Bass Slaps*
“I’m just sayin’, the trains ran on time, amirite?”
*Cheers*
*Double bass slap*
“But honestly, your children are going to die in a nuclear fire the likes of which you could never imagine. Just...The. Best.”
*Audi

Trevor tends to be at his best when he gets to really pull on his South African identity, so I think he has the potential to be sadly amazing the next however many years if given the chance. (And I so miss The Nightly Show ‘cause for all it’s flaws, it’d tended to be pretty good at intersectionality).

Obama has class.

Agreed. I’m trying to remain optimistic, so I low-balled it.

Most Americans seem to think of themselves as temporarily displaced millionaires, and the increasing levels of stupid continue to drive then to vote for people who will only make the problem worse, and hurt them more. They are simply too blind and stupid to know it. Decades of Nazi propaganda at work.

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Everyone has their own relationship to and tolerance for alcohol, but next time you’re at a party, you might do well