Everyone knows a soup rich in leeks is the only way to realign your chakras.

I’m doing a Mountain Dew cleanse right now. I’ve pissed out 10 pounds* of toxins!

No soup for you?

I made a soup today out of leeks, mince, potatoes and lots of cream cheese with a dash of chilli flakes. I cannot wait to see how it cleanses and detoxes my body! Finally I will get rid of all those pesky toxins thanks to the cleansing properties of low quality meat and dairy, whoo hoo!

Dammit, I came here hoping for a Mariah Carey-esque tour rider. Bernie doesn’t like busy patterns. He also wants 20 white kittens and 100 white doves to be released when he goes on stage for the debate.

“What’s the matter with Brooklyn?”

Weather reports indicate there is a 75% chance of hipster hurricanes or flash-trend flooding in Brooklyn on the indicated dates.

I, for one, support this young woman’s heroic struggle against “Big Candy”. For to long have we suffered under the yoke of these monsters.

You should have written a longer post to help make your point

As Jezebel’s Bobby Finger points out

Sounds like this assplay feud has taken Kanye down a peg or two.

Wouldn’t touch either of them using Chuy’s hand.

Bobby Flay/Chelsea Handler: least likable couple ever?

*earlier*

Watched it? Kris Jenner shopped the tape. It didn’t make it to Vivid by accident.

family also directed it and edit it and did distribution

“Because they believe Chyna is using Rob to get quick publicity”.

He is stealing their thunder.