Manziel ate dinner, gambled, and partied wearing a blonde wig, mustache, glasses, and hoodie, going by the name “Billy.”

“Uh, yeah, my name is...Billy. Uh, Billy......Football.”

It’s not unoccupied. People work there. It unoccupied over the holidays.

You are just as dumb as they are.

by also saying “if you try to make us leave this place where we have no right to be, we will shoot you with the guns we brought”, aren’t they?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I know dudes like this, and believe me, summary execution is exactly what they deserve. They’re up their asses with a hyper-paranoid white supremacist strain of Mormonism (one that the church itself officially has discouraged since the ‘80s, but remains popular at the grassroots level) that nothing will make them stop…

They could have lined up, side to side, and all opened fire! Modern day pirate ship battle

It is a gross injustice that Jason Alexander has resorted to wearing a toupee and doing a dinner theater tour to try to revive his career. The man was George Can’t-Stand-Ya! One of the great TV character of all time! And no one can find a role for him on a TV show?

Eclairs come in little garbage cans. Paella, lobster scrambled eggs, snickers & donuts you eat with a knife and fork, marble rye, tuna is actually chicken salad, big salads and finally NO soup on the menu. Hennigans, Snapple and coffee only beverages served. Specials include muffin top Sat night, just for models and…

This is one to live by

Hope they throw a big Festivus party.

at least Futurama did it right

Personally I find it odd that so far every single Miss Universe has come from Earth.

I’m a scientist, so I constantly have to convert back and forth between the metric system and freedom units.

Don Lemon’s gonna Don Lemon.

Which couple makes you shudder in disgust more? Katy Perry and John Mayer or Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton?

Both the flask and the panties (God, I hate that word) have 5 star ratings? Seems legit.

UO “We’re equal opportunity offenders”