Naw, man. We’re pretty fuckin’ far from okay.

Maybe if somebody explained to Trump that background checks are like a *really big-fenced wall* at the border of GunMerica?

I do not think we are, unfortunately.

America’s gun boner is so terrifying and strange to an outside observer. Hope you guys are okay.

“Guns now kill as many people as cars in almost half of the U.S. We can’t stop every act of violence, but we can save lives if we act.”

Damn it..

I was gonna say, from an outsider perspective, this was one of those things that just made me go “gah, America is so weird”.

Ladies, if the guy you’re dating lists one of his hobbies as “militia”: DEALBREAKER.

It’s amazing. Liberals get accused ALL THE TIME of manufacturing outrage. These people are acting like they want to start a civil war because some guys duly convicted by a jury of arson will have to serve the legally mandated sentence for that crime. Christ.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This was good. I especially liked the lines about fruit roll-ups, and peeing in the sink.

Mr. Obama’s reliance on executive actions to deal with gun violence showed his inability to make deals with Congress

As long as it is totally legal, I fully support executive action in this matter. The time for Congress to act passed after they did nothing in reaction to Sandy Hook. I hope he does it and I’m enjoying this senior-itisy Obama.

“I like mayonnaise.”

Dr. Alison Edelman of Oregon Health & Science University told KOIN she supports the new law, but points out some providers are afraid that women may not come in for preventative check-ups since they are able to get birth control at a pharmacy.

If someone takes out a life insurance policy on me and I die, arrest him. I will be the only person to ever seriously take out a policy on myself.

I own the music. I can’t be told “you can only burn 3 more times to cd.” Also those grooves are as true the original sound waves as they can be. It’s not 1’s and 0’s made into music. Also if you have a great tube amp, good wooden speakers, the sound quality can be amazing. Especially in 180g format. And the act of…

A lot of people like to argue its mental health. I think that is part of it.

Legitimate question to those who say that gun laws or access to guns isn’t the problem: I would sincerely like to know what is. Because, something is different about the United States versus our peer nations that cause us to have a disproportionate amount of gun violence. I hope it’s a result of the gun access and…