Between high heels, period cramps, and childbirth I think you may be the tougher sex.

Coincidentally, a nice cold glass of ice water is probably a much better refreshment than either Monster or Red Bull.

okay but i finally learned how to fold a fitted sheet and that was a proud moment

For this to be perfectly historically ironic, we need a British group to swoop and steal the treasure from both of them.

Coming soon to a fascist dump (e.g. Virginia, Florida) near you.

How are you not expected to call child welfare authorities over this?!!!! 8 year old kids can’t walk home from school alone but toddlers are allowed to be within arms reach of at least 6 firearms? What. The. Fuck.

My ex was conservative. It’s not exactly why we split (he was feminist), but it’s awfully hard to be with a climate change-denier.

In general, the members of the Satanic Temple are not satanists and do not worship lucifer. They're mostly Athiests who are trying to make a point about Christianity bleeding into government.

I know - I really hate the idea that you should be able to put politics aside, as if they are just like, what color should you paint the living room? I get it with friends and other relatives but the person you CHOOSE to spend your life with? The only way would be if one of you truly didn’t give many shits about…

Basically. The publicity surrounding his arrest to him getting offered a prestigious scholarship.

I look at it more as “See, this is what should actually have a waiting period” rather than drawing a direct parallel. Because a lot of the restrictions on abortions would actually be totally reasonable and helpful when applied to gun purchasing.

I so want somebody to talk about the need of more gun control that I do not care.

If i wasn’t act work I would post the video of the Chris Rock bit about bullets being $1,000 each and how that would reduce drive by shootings.

Yo, I’ma let you finish your list, but the Harlequin Golf was the greatest Golf of all time.

“That’s kind of a red herring, honestly,” Fiorina countered. “If somebody is a suspected terrorist on a watch list, they can be indicted at any time, and once you’re indicted, you cannot own a firearm.”

Handy Pocket Guide to Mass-Shooting Reactions in America:

I’ll.... I’ll just leave this right here.

Ugh, goddamn fuck all of these xenophobic assholes. And your “american made” “support local economies” bullshit is so transparent. It’s 100% about being racist and screwing over brown people. No matter that they are good, enterprising and hard-working people. People that embody the values that are what America is…

What knuckleheads thought an 8000 hp dragster engine in a regular car for burnouts would be a good ide-

I’m one of those women who has had to travel for an abortion from southern Ireland to the UK. As hard as having an abortion is its nothing compared to the trauma of having to navigate your way around a different country. I was lucky though it was an option for me, for so many others with no money or freedom it’s…