The only thing the south is going to “rise up” for is fast food.

Yes, she gives me $7,000 per post. It freaking rules.

I love this show, it’s great, funny, gorey and does justice to the original. My only complaints are that it’s too short and there’s not enough episodes. Basically, we need more of everything!

What’s positive about anything Carson or Trump have done or said?

If you’re pissing people off with your journalism, then you’re doing your job. Ruffling feathers, even if you’re entertainment reporters, is par for the course. Don’t stop doing it just because a couple publishers are a wee bit on the childish side of things.

Bu-bu-bu-bu-but one had a Syrian passport! Refugees will kill us aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall! Saaaaaaaaaaaave meeeeeeeeeeeee!

12 Years? You can get more than that for selling weed.

Why is this special? Hasn't John Malkovich made dozens of movies no one has bothered to see yet?

Is there a non sarcastic way to say ‘cool story bro’? Because that was actually really interesting.

releasing a game that is completely broken and than “re-releasing” the game is just in poor taste.

I get their intent, but addicted women don’t just stop being addicted because they’re pregnant. If they could stop, I’m sure they would. Or you know, if you gave proper access to abortion/family planning clinics maybe you wouldn’t have so many cases.

When I was flying the P-3, a 4 engine turboprop similar to a C-130, back in 2010 we lost an aircraft in somewhat similar circumstances. An experienced and qualified, but not proficient, instructor was doing 2 engine work with a student. Things happened, 90% human error, and the aircraft ended up single engine and…

That first “cry” should be “dry.”

Found on ebay:

2015 USAF Ghostrider Gunship
One of a kind
Babied...never tracked or raced...never wintered.
New wings and recently replaced OEM flight crew buckets.
$50 million OBO.
No tire kickers, no mavericks.

Ya know, inverted.

It went over it’s designed load limits. The airframe was compromised.

Mr. Robot.

First thought: “Donuts in a FWD Fusion? I gotta see this.”

I just really love the beginning of the movie more than anything else. Very few things are as satisfying as watching Sarah Silverman get knocked the fuck out.