“This isn’t a military vehicle. This is a Lenco BearCat LE, which is designed for law enforcement.”

that is one thing I do miss from my extensive time in the south... nearly impossible to find GOOD BBQ anywhere north of the Mason-Dixon line.

surely there’s places she can get the help she needs bro, stay positive.

I think it’s safe to say this person has won the internet for the day, maybe even the week.

what, no chili-cheese dog stuffed pizza? disappointment.

when i lived in Florida, having a/c is pretty much a necessity. here in ny however... ok yea it still is a necessity, but only for like 1/10 of the time compared to florida. love my central air though. you can (try to) pry it away from my cold, air conditioned hands.

I thought private schools have a different expectations when it comes to permission slips though. Doesn’t registering your child to a private school automatically mean you accept that they may do things differently than a publicly funded school since they don’t have to adhere to the same standards? I never went to…

how is there not a Smitten Kitten Mitten Store yet?

OMG, so... acclimating kids to the real world is a real breach of trust eh? Grow up, stop being a prude. The world isn’t made of glitter and rainbow sunshine. Sex toys exist, sex exists. deal with it. Be glad SOMEONE is teaching these kids something useful, because you obviously aren’t.

another good way to avoid atm fees is to use the “cash back” option when checking out at a grocery/convenience store, the only caveat is you need to buy something. Depending on the store you may need to spend $5 minimum, but most large-chain stores don’t have this requirement, you can literally buy a 50 cent pack of…

it’s titles like this that make me two-take, as I sometimes forget I have “cloud to butt” extension still installed.

a bloated, non-nonsensical government agency isn’t good for anything but putting on a dog and pony show and being a money sponge... never mind, that’s just par for the course. Go ‘Mericuh

“It’s been seven years since Bethesda Game Studios’ last Fallout game—New Vegas, which came out in 2010”

on the plus side, if you ARE gay, you wouldn’t have to share a bathroom with this racist asshole. :-)

best part, right here:

every last one of these is garbage.

Or as Fox report would read: “George Michael ushers in the apocalypse”

Fox News is accusing Lindsay Lohan of being a cocaine addict

I’d be disappointed if this story took place in any other location than Florida. (except maybe Alaska)

hmm I might try this defense when I’m on trail for bank robbery: