BANKS HATE THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK...

This, my friends, is why you always start with enough down payment so that you are never, ever trapped in a negative equity situation.

“Wow what a great G8 story”

Neutral: Buying cars online is great. Most recently I did buy a Model 3. I had a pre-order and got it in 2018 so it was a long wait but definitely worth it. Car got delivered to the main road down the street from my house.

You can’t shut off a cow

Yeah, but oil barrels aren’t shipping two-day any more and I can’t wait forever.

At a nickel a bag, I'm breaking even on my preferred transportation method.

Jeff Foxworthy: if your mother failed to iron her USA tee shirt that she wears to lean outside the Ram 1500 and yell nonsensically at healthcare workers....

2nd Gear,

No one knows anything about how the next few months will play out. Just wait. Christ. 

No One Knows What’s Happening with the Used Car Market

At the listed $753,950, it’s a little iffy... but the $3,950 discount puts it squarely in NP territory.

Wait, Alicia Silverstone was fat?

While a good recovery, technically, that was a Method Man solo joint (4:20, from the album 4:21). And it went “Roll that shit, light that shit, smoke it.” Though RZA did that line, so maybe it’s a wash on it being Method Man.

3rd Gear: Every time I hear some bloated, overpaid asshole says ” Our thoughts and prayers go to families....” should be executed and their entire paycheck and stock options should go to the families of the deceased.

Yes, don’t you read the news? Totally real. China is really bigoted.  They are actively accusing all black people in China of having/spreading Covid-19.  Not kidding.

It’s a lot harder to control your customer than your employee.

*looks around at all the Confederate Battle flags in the infield and parking lot any NASCAR event*...

McDonald’s USA: Cuts sponsorship of Kyle Larson

Pole vault.