I mean, at least they aren’t obscure frenchmen anymore.

Cancelo is horrible defensively. He’s among the best going forward (and he linked up with Ronaldo about as Marcelo, Coentrao or any other fullback ever did) but Juve convinced themselves that defence cost them the CL last year and they won’t get caught out again.

The most unbelievable thing about a television show where The Rock won a Super Bowl with the Dolphins and now manages millions for players alongside the shotgun to the dick guy from Hot Tub Time Machine while some other heavybag goes from football to retirement to selling cars to GM of the Rams in 2 years is that the…

I mean, that grief is being displayed in bullets these days. 

Why is that a surprise?

I can’t believe people still forget than Bahrain is in UAE.

Fact: there has never been a black person named any form of “Jeb”.

Last year was admittedly more fun than recent years Bundesligas. 

Yeah, it’s amazing until you remember the Raptors traded Marcus fucking Camby for Oak.

The Bundesliga was a much more fun league when Bayern only won every second year and Werder, Stuttgart etc. would win in the other years. Was probably my favourite to watch in that era.

The couch cushions alone would cover it.

Had some great nights at the Hola Back Grill.

Or Arsenal.

Ya like there aren’t 4 layers of Depends under those size 48's.

FDR to Hirohito, 1942.

One of the worst things about living in Toronto is all the sports media treat the Bills like it’s our home team for some god-forsaken reason. The team played home games here for 5 years and almost nobody went and while there are a shit ton of reasons that even actual fans would’ve stayed away because (high ticket…

Reports in Portugal today are that Spurs went down to make a last-gasp offer for Bruno Fernandes before United sealed it.

IT’S COMING HOME IT’S COMING HOME IT’S COMING...

They still make phone books?

Why do they pronounce it “Mackinaw”?