Kocher just wanted to applaud Hastert’s efforts - a rhythmic clapping sound, if you will.

I like how “Schoolie McSchoolFace” is the tongue-in-cheek one.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

So Donald Trump gets the most votes and now the authorities are working to prevent him getting the nomination?

I know, right? I’m over here like:

I am old and I don’t know anything about YouTube celebrities and I’m really happy about that.

Spending days and nights dreaming up ways to get and keep the attention of high school kids, sorority chicks, and the kind of folks that write for Gawker has to be the internet’s saddest Hedonic treadmill yet.

It sure is great playing my own video games rather than watching one of these douchelords playing them.

It definitely seems these “YouTube celebrities” are generating some intense intellectual dialogues worthy of our time and attention.

I’ve already solved this problem by not caring who these people are. Absolutely zero drama for me.

No, the main biker protagonist was being a fucknugget. He was undertaking, overtaking, lane splitting, driving on the hard shoulder.

He deserves to have his licence taken away.

Not that the BMW driver showed much more common sense either, and there was no point chasing after the bikes just to make a scene.

Watch the video, if you don’t automatically assume he’s an asshole, it really looks like he was trying to get out of the way of a squid on a sport bike coming up on his ass at 100mph and didn’t notice he was being tag teamed by the other squid coming up on the right hand side. I would guess his issue wasn’t with the…

Me: see assholiness on the road, snort, snicker, think to myself, “Why can’t the cops who like to sit on the side of the road and give me occasional speeding tickets be here?” and do absolutely nothing else.....

I just let them go and hope they die quickly and only take themselves out.

I don’t think he was trying to block anybody. I think he noticed the biker in left lane coming at a high rate of speed and got fixated trying to avoid him by switching back to the right lane. Then he failed to notice the other bike coming up even faster and inadvertently blocked him. Obviously this is just…

If only the author had thought to mention it. Thanks for filling in that gap.

I wouldn’t consider saving the environment a priority.

I would love to know how much it will cost to replace that massive piece of glass that is both the windshield and roof.

Removing a driver's ability to spot things in their rear quarter hardly seems in the interest of motorcycle riders. Darwin...

So mirrors are kind of like squid riders then? :) I love bikes but being anything other than defensive and meek when it comes to cars/road rage is just a death sentence.