Just to clarify -- are we talking hair on the actual NIPPLE part, or the areola? I’ve never had one, nor have I ever seen one. Please edify me.

Sure, it takes years off your life. But they’re the shitty years!! My great aunt lived to 92, which was about 20 years longer than it should have been. between the macular degeneration, osteoporosis and dementia, she ended up talkingto her dead relatives, complaining she couldn’t see them.

Jesus. Lara Trump’s plastic surgeon must hate her. I looked up her age and she’s 36. 36! She looks older than my mom and she’s in her early 60s. 

Morrissey’s a bit of a nob, tho.

God I dislike Khloe Kardashian so fucking much. Woman, you are THIRTY FOUR FUCKING YEARS OLD. Take this mess off of Twitter and grow the fuck up. Also, this cracked me up.

This is a really weird thing to get your undies in a bunch about, especially since you totally misread the original post.

Her and Jean Smart and Melissa McCarthy were a trifecta of comedy HEAVEN on that show.

Same. I still remember how much I enjoyed her in Samantha Who?

I did not see A Star is Born, so I am probably missing a lot here. I watched the Oscar performance and that song is terrible, and the chemistry between them seemed very put on and fake. If I saw the movie would I become a believer? Would I like that awful song? Is B Coop better at singing in the movie?

Evangelicals make up most of trumps most ardent base. That says a lot about Evangelicals.

Pratt seems like a Nice Guy, and it’s clear he has good intentions, but Evangelicals are The Worst. Following the doctrine* prevents you from being a genuinely good person 90% of the time.

fuck boston

The party at fault here is United Airlines. Their 757s are configured to squeeze 6 passengers per row (3 -aisle- 3), when they really should fit 5 (2 -aisle- 3) - and now they’re cutting legroom by adding three rows. Everyone, fat or skinny, short or tall or anything in between is miserable, and moving millions of…

You can order soup if you want, but it counts as a meal.

The guy in the video was big. You were lucky that your samaritan was built like a linebacker, but I can’t honestly blame people for not wanting to physically intervene with the guy in the video. 

I’d probably use the time machine to go to a screening of Back to the Future so I could avoid making bad internet comments...

I don’t watch The View but am constantly hoping that some point Joy will snatch Meghan’s wig and there’ll be a beautiful fucking fistfight on live television.

I have a hard time believing that any assistant would think that saying, “You’re too fat to have a custom dress” would “cushion the blow” in this scenario in any way.

The only thing that Tonsillitis Laryngitis has given the world is an opportunity to practice their best dunks.

I’ll take it a step further: if a partner  is squeamish about having period sex with me, he can say goodbye to any opportunity to have sex with me, period.