You mean by being massively successful in giving enourmous amounts of money to sove key global problems?

I sure hope this case isn't fully prosecuted before these two get a chance to vote for Trump.

Turns out Hillary isn’t the Crooked one after all! Just saving lives and shit.

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

10/10 Would still hit it.

I think it’s a fair question to ask. Not all of us lesbians are gold star lesbians. I can only speak from me and my circle’s experiences but for a lot of us, that relationship with a male (no matter how far it progresses) is part of the process of knowing and understanding what feels right or realising who you are.…

Preeeeetty sure he was being sarcastic

If you watched the hit that took Jimmy out of the game, you can see the reason why Brady avoids contact whenever possible. Jimmy took the hit to make the play, but it cost him an injury and 6 weeks of playing time. Brady would throw the ball away well before that, ditching the play but living to fight another day.

Average age of NFL players is less than 25 with an average career length of 3.3 years, so that makes Edelman positively elderly at the ripe old age of 30.

We all know Brissett will be fine with 3 days of practice and will go 32/34 with 378 yards and 6 TD against the Texans on Thursday because Belichick.

Fuck him.

No, you’re right. And you’re using common sense, something the writer who wrote this has shown herself incapable of, time and time again.

a) Criticizing someone for appropriating Harajuku is silly, because Harajuku itself borrows from non-Japanese cultures.

The one-two punch of having Trump publicly mock them (the press corps) last night when their plane broke down and then suckering them yet again this morning really does seem to be having many more of them than usual taking it personally. Fingers crossed.

Very disrespectful to the military.

Please, we all know Hillary was the reason that stage collapsed. And, she was the one who stopped the reporters from accompanying the cameras through the hotel. When will she address this controversy? What is she hiding?

THIS IS JEZEBEL. THERE CAN BE NO HUMOR OR JOKES UNLESS IT IS AT THE EXPENSE OF MEN - PARTICULARLY WHITE MEN.

My god- this was a fucking joke!!! Colbert intended it as a joke, she knew it was a joke, the audience knew it was a joke. Kind of like when African Americans say, “Bill Clinton was the first Black President.” It’s tongue in cheek. Humor, with a 1% touch of truth.

Sure, in the same way that a joke showing the power dynamic between blacks and whites at the expense of whites is funny, but at the expense of blacks isn’t. Making fun of the power dynamic IS the joke. Reversing the genders would remove the humor.