Once, I met a cowrker’s husband for the first time, and as I shook his hand, he said with great conviction, “Our son is in theater, and Laura and I think that’s great.”

That’s ok. The people that got the joke don't understand that "the first black president wasn't far enough to the left" is an attitude that will help Trump win another term.

Agreed, the tip to tip efficiency thing was probably the greatest dick joke ever written.

Even with you asking the question, I couldn’t come up with “Danny” beyond “I’m pretty sure there are more than three of them....”

“What’s in the b-b-b-box, Bambi?!”

I still have nightmares about that scene were Bambi’s son and his partner find Thumper’s head in that box.

That one also dealt with Bambi’s son becoming an arson investigator.  

She knows that appearing on the show would give it a huge ratings boost and bring in a whole lot of money for CBS, who would most likely also be doing hugely lucrative advertising deals just for those three episodes.

The point is going completely over your head. If Ty Burrell had a cameo in a Modern Family spinoff, would he get “standard guest star” pay? Hell no. If Keifer Sutherland guested on a 24 spinoff, would he get “standard guest star” pay? Fuck no. I would bet the farm they’d get a huge payday and nobody would bat an eye.…

I’m already starting to love his mannerisms like I did with Tim. For instance, Christian roles his eyes but just really quickly. Haha

I just assumed Bran was the last one with a good weed connection in all of Westeros.

Well, you KNOW he’s going after Drogon, so it’ll be surveillance AND drone strikes from here on out.

He was a biological weapon developed by the children of the forest to kill the first men. That was his purpose. 

Well, had they lost, Westeros would be a land of zombies, and every character we knew and loved would be (un)dead.

Bran makes sense as a safe pick for king by a generation of nobles that’s just been through a succession of dramatic dumpster fire monarchs. He’s from an established house but aloof and disinterested, very unlikely to seize your lands or your daughters. The worst eccentricity he probably has is an excessive interest…

Stringing the Battle for Winterfell out for multiple episodes would have been nonsense in a full-length season, let alone one that was constrained to six episodes.

In the last ep (I think) she totally lies that the unfinished hems were deliberate. That shit was rushed; she’s not a master seamstress/tailor/whatever. So that’s on top of her boring ass style. This is gonna sound harsh, but that’s some white woman privilege. Sure she’s talented but it’s the only reason she’s got…

Yes, at least we don’t have Karlie judging every design based on how good she would look in it.

So this was all about Sophie’s choice?

Fixed that for you.