DC reminds me of every single company I’ve worked for that freaks out when the last quarter profits were fractions of a percent short of what they speculated they should be: Management gets shuffled around, departments get “restructured” in some arcane way that’s expected to magically generate tons of revenue, the…

Norad’s Blair Witch tracker is already up and running, kids!

Just gotta get through this, Melania, she thinks as she walks through the whispering wood. Just gotta get through this.

To be fair, who doesn’t love the smell of their own farts? Be honest!!

This was the Seinfeld clip I thought of after his non-apology:

I’m going to hell for this:

Except it is. As someone who looked forward to C.K., and who trusted him as a public figure, it does feel like a loss. Maybe you’re super cool and weren’t into C.K., and maybe it’s super easy for you to dismiss him wholesale, but I’m not quite there. I’m as angry with C.K. as anyone else. I support anyone who speaks…

Honestly, I don’t think that’s the case. I don’t think he wrote that stuff as a smokescreen, he wrote it because he believes it. And he also does awful shit that. I think you get less cognitive dissonance going through the world thinking that people can believe in all the right things and still not live up to those…

I guess this means that in 2018 we’ll have a bunch of stories about the sexual misconduct of celebrities who have recently died and were the subject of all manner of heartfelt social media memorials at the time of their death.

I read the article, and I have no doubt he’s guilty of what he was accused of. I won’t deny or excuse his actions just because I have loved his work. He behaved despicably. I won’t defend him in the slightest. I don’t know if I can ever watch his stuff again, regardless of how he handles this going forward. That’s…

It was a hamster and it was *consensual*

Thank you. The fucking comments on the Louis CK story have been awful for so long because of those people.

Man...this sucks...I love Louis’ comedy. But the rumours were true. The rumours are probably almost always true.

They also owe Tig Notaro an apology for calling her “ungrateful” and shit for daring to speak out about this.

So, all the bros who spent the last few months screaming at Katie Rife for daring to talk about this and INSISTING THAT THERE WAS NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT until some accusers came forward and until then this was just a plot by mean ol’ Jezebel and AV Club to smear poor Louie...

When I was young we had to go all the way to Tosche Station for our power converters and when we got back our families had been roasted by Storm Troopers!

Luke has been in the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon.

He wrote an episode of network television about making out during Shcindlers list almost a quarter century ago. Its like the world suddenly forgot who Larry David is. The joke isn’t “boy the holocaust sure is funny” its about lechery trumping tact told by a man whose relatives were murdered by nazis. Its odd to me so…

I really recommend reading the novel, which despite stiff competition I still think is her best. That’s not because I’m partial to the gothic or that time. I’m actually pretty averse to both, but these are things that Atwood likes and within which I think she achieved her version of the Great North American Novel.

Not sure if you’re being sarcastic, because people don’t usually agree with me on this stuff. But I don’t understand the privileged argument. Because, yes, there are people out there who are privileged but what are you suppose to do? Apologize for it? I’m sorry, I’m white, my parents are white, and have benefited from…