@katyinmpls: Sorry, surgically enhanced celebrities should not be used as an argument for aging gracefully. They are, if anything, evidence that society will hold us to an unrealistic, youthful standard at any age.

Grandpa had this at his house for us to play with when we visited. It was the best toy ever.

@lollilove: I have had a different experience. I moved from Puerto Rico to Houston in the year 2000, and for ten years it has been mostly uneventful in terms of encounters with bigots. The one time I went to New York a server at a restaurant asked me if I was from Spain, and when I said I was Puerto Rican she said…

@AraRichards: Exactly! Houston rules, btw.

@Redondo Bitch: [www.urbandictionary.com]

More transcripts, please!

My 14 year-old daughter has text message fights with her BFFs that look exactly like this.

@IowaJezebel: Or how about we spend it here? I, for one, am enjoying it, as opposed to several of the regular Jez posts.

I was more offended that he is such a bad speller than by the contents of his email.

@SevenNationArmy is Hugh Hefner on wheels: Me too. Those were my favorites of the night.

@AliceSycamore: That goes beyond douchebag and into scumbag territory.

@blue_streak: Hearted.

@kv8246: Today's accompanying photo plays up the evil smirk well, doesn't it?

What else do you expect from evil Emperor Palpatine?

Kim is not even trying. How much is Rossetta Stone paying her for that tweet?

@helechoanarquista: That's how I saw it too.

@shepoosclouds: Great story. It kind of reminds me of an online friendship my 11 year-old has with a girl she met at one of those communities for kids. Even thought my daughter is no longer a member of that site (I had to cut her off because she spent too much time there and it was affecting her grades), she and the…

I am really sick and tired of all the naysayers critiquing modern technology as the end of human civilization as we know it. Teens need to be taught etiquette and manners, but to have internet and a cell phone does not mean they will no longer have meaningful, offline friendships. My pre-teen daughter texts up a…

@Penny: Well said.

@Penny: I agree with you. I don't understand why she is being chastised for keeping quiet. Well, I kinda understand why, but I don't think it is right. The sense of entitlement is a result of today's culture of oversharing and extreme celebrity gossiping.