Ya do stupid shit when you’re stupid in love.

Both of them are trying so hard to project “sexy” that it just comes across as silly.

But she’s a terrible actress. 

Her conventional attractiveness isn’t going to do anything for the role since it's going to have to be hidden under a ton of makeup and prosthetics. Johannson has yet to carry any movie to great success that didn’t have a gimmick to it that makes it unclear if her presence was the draw. From what I’ve read about this…

Ariana Grande is the Wario of pop starlets.

LOL ok, honey.

There is a way to do sexy on the beach and this, uh, was not it a lot of the time. Like, I swear one part is just a close up of wet chiffon. Nikki needed to hire Bey’s director/editor from Drunk in Love to crop out the bad bits.

Yeah,yeah,yeah but Ghost in the Shell bombed so while your argument might explain why this is sometimes done it doesn’t explain why Johansson and Sanders are being given more money to burn by miscasting a lead role...again.

lol - “Did not watch, but he definitely did it”

No, she Betty

so he swapped his seat for one toward the back

he decided to start writing a memoir on an old typewriter

Call me when Johnny Depp is selling his scarves, then I’ll believe he’s broke. 

He’s always sounded like that. It’s just that now people have caught on to his act. Depp used to fancy himself as a true artiste. Then it came out that he blew his money on yachts, wine and dumb shit like every other spoiled, indulgent Hollywood Star.

“The Pirates of the Caribbean star said he decided to start writing a memoir on an old typewriter to cope with his post-divorce depression as he toured with his band, Hollywood Vampires.

Have you ever heard anyone say something like that and had it NOT been from the mouth of someone who has had every opportunity to figure out what they had done to deserve whatever it is and obviously just doesn’t want to?

I kept trying to figure out what I’d done to deserve this.

These books are supposed to be read to both boys and girls, but a lot of people make the mistake of only reading them to girls. You’ve got to read boys books with female heroes so that they see girls as smart and capable. If you read the boys nothing but male-centric books he’ll think only in male-centric ways.

My problem with these books, and “badass” girl culture in general, is that it still puts the onus on women and girls to beat society at its own game, instead of on society (i.e. men and boys) to change.

I think ‘Sir’ is when the Beyonce magic died for me. It’s the dumbest fucking name I’ve ever heard and seems flawlessly designed to produce an insufferable person.