I don’t like this “my people” nonsense. I am not his person. Doesn’t he understand the whole point of this freedom concept we have going on? Oh, wait, this is the guy putting children in concentration camps...right.

Friend, you can do better.

“Oh Gideon dear, pray tell, who is that tiresome little woman wearing that...hat.”

Let this be a lesson to all people of twitter.

It’s the “indeed” that gets me. Why do all these tools use “indeed”? Do they think it makes them sound smart?

I usually attach the email and write “see below”

And as per usual she makes it all about herself.

There’s no such thing as a small scattering of freckles like that for people who actually have freckles. All or nothing!!

Footage recently leaked of a teenage boy’s voice behind the camera feeding Lil Tay lines such as “Lil Tay got a hundred dollar on her wrist, you can’t tell me shit,” as Tay listens intently. In another, she cries out, “Mommy, stop, I was filming!”

is lil tay short for elizabeth taylor the same way bobby flay is short for robert flavor and elon musk is elongated muskrat?

Two things that infuriated me about this season:

Chelsea is a master of the unfailingly polite “fuck you.” She’s kind of my hero.

I’m not sure whether to laugh or scream at Roseanne’s apology for what she said about Valerie Jarrett. Saying Valerie is the child of the Muslim Brotherhood and Planet of the Apes was not a fucking joke about her looks. It was an intentional invocation of the racist idea that black and brown folks are more ape than…

I’m 100% on board with cancelling the show, but I just don’t understand why ABC had to go and give her a platform to begin with. Her Twitter has been filled with hate for a long time and by ABC giving Barr her sitcom back, it emboldened her to be more vitriolic. And before everyone responds to me, money cannot the…

“We knew that if he was coming by ... not to wear any top that would show our breasts, not to wear anything that would show our bottoms...”

You mean the guy who dated his step-granddaughter does inappropriate things to women?

I’m old enough to remember the rumors that Morgan Freeman had an inappropriate sexual relationship with his step-grandkid, so I’m finding it hard to be surprised he is a creep.

No. The truth is that “civilization” is just a bunch of people who’ve agreed to fake it.

Oh he’s been basura.

What bothers me so much is she does not need the money. She has more money than even her materialistic ass could spend in 20 lifetimes. She is greedy, selfish, and clearly has had extensive plastic surgery.