Has anybody interviewed the elevator?

Fuck anyone who won’t go down on their partner but expects their partner to go down on them.

Can we not make this a thing please? Not even a thinkpiece type of thing? There’s no mystery here, and it doesn’t take investigative journalism to see this is clearly a small child being coached by overbearing stage parents to perform an annoying, badly Blaccented, not very clever character. This is cringeworthy at…

I came here to say this exactly. The journalists didn’t like her comment about not only benefiting from Trump but about them actually creating and perpetuating the monster that is him and his administration. He wouldn’t do the outlandish things he does if the media didn’t cover him obsessively. And they just proved it…

The party of “Fuck Your Feelings” got their feelings fucked with.

Let’s be honest, they hate Wolf because of her “you’ve all benefitted” joke. It was the obvious, blatant truth. They didn’t want to hear that they’re making big bucks off of human suffering and dragging us down by just soft-balling the administration on everything they’ve done instead of calling them out.

Why does Bourdain need to fuck off? You realize he was actually praising Michelle Wolf, right?

Conservatives in October 2016: It’s just locker room talk!
Conservatives in April 2018: This lady comedian is so vulgar!

“Playing the room”?!?

“... is why Trump will win again in 2020.” At least 50% of twitter is filled with awkwardly strung together copy & paste current events with this phrase tacked on at the end.

This. I can’t understand how, with all that money, these people live in such a bleak-ass house. The room with the piano looks like a set left over from a porn shoot.

So it’s not really that far fetched that a guy could have sex every hour for a day.

it’t their family tradition.

Way to push that narrative that kids are the newest and bestest accessory Kylie. It’s easy to be the cool mom when you have an army of servants at your beck and call so you can bump off to Coachella for the weekend...

If you are a Millennial, this is a truly punchable moment. And if you’re an Xer like me, then shame on you. (Edit: punchable.) You have no right at this moment to indulge in this “ugh whatever”. Your little cousins are coming barreling out of the chute and doing the work. They are serious as every heart attack in a…

I’d say the idea that the guns themselves have haven’t changed is also bullshit. In 1918 we didn’t have guns capable of mass destruction on the level of and AR 15.

If video games are the issue - wouldn’t the rest of the world be suffering from the same rash of mass school shootings?

I obviously don’t know your friend (as far as I know), but it’s been my experience that people who need to be in a relationship all the time tend to be uncomfortable being alone with their own thoughts.

I can’t stand Diane Keaton. Woody Allen advocacy aside, I absolutely cannot tolerate her flustered, stammery “acting.”