😌 I was on the verge of ‘correcting’ you.

co-owner Steve Crane warned him: “Don’t even think about messing with the waitresses—they’ve been through hell with Mario.”

“Although the identities of most of the individuals mentioned in these stories have not been revealed to me, much of the behavior described does, in fact, match up with ways I have acted.”

Or, put another way...

When done properly, amoral audacity is hilarious (just look at the Marx Brothers movies)

But thats what she’s saying! Why is everyone being a complete dense idiot about this? She said it was a great year for her thanks to her fans. I had a great year thanks to my kids and coworkers. I will not apologize for being grateful while the world melts around us.

I thought this comment said “I hope his asshole burns” and honestly I do. Forever.

His Christian name is Teka$hi69.

Whew I was waiting for you to finish that story with “and then he tried to get in my pants.” What a pleasant surprise.

I’m fascinated by the line “She said she didn’t want to have sex, and then we started to have sex.” He doesn’t say “She told me she changed her mind and really wanted to sleep with me,” or that she went to tyr bathroom for condoms , just that they started having sex, and considering she started crying it certainly…

Heard the accent, thought Tennessee, and my immediate reaction was, possible racists, please don’t be. Please be true to the idea that it’s wrong to demean people different from you.

I’ve found that when trash dudes use “likeable”, they really mean “bangable” because, in their eyes, a woman’s worth is inexorably linked to whether or not they want to have sex with her.

meanwhile didn’t bat an eye when Trump said crazy shit

Sure Jan.

Humblebrag 3/10

#Humblebrag

Some would avoid commenting, sit back and listen for an answer.

Am I the powerful man?

This is what being an ally looks like! Thank you, John Oliver, for using your privilege to hold Hoffman accountable. For any men wondering ‘what do I do’, this is it. You speak up and don’t let abusers get away with idiotic responses.

Never trust dudes who claim to be sex-positive (what the fuck does that even mean) or feminist. They will always disappoint.

“You’re not somebody till you got somebody,” did I hear that right? I’m not googling lyrics.