Dom, you’re my favorite new Bill Barnwell. Keep up the good work :) (seriously, I’m not being sarcastic, you really do rock)

Honest question: what does “cooning it up” mean? Is that like attempting to be extra black for white audiences?

This kind of makes me respect Marchand more for his ability to get off the ice without help. Jesus.

Too soon :(

Eating the team’s beans? Oh you better believe that a beanin’.

But Williams isn’t wrong. In a game where your team is having trouble keeping any possession and is getting assaulted by balls coming into your own box, how about when you get the ball as a striker maybe hold up play and allow reinforcements to get to you rather than run straight at two or three defenders and lose the…

As an Everton supporter, this is a very accurate headline. By the time Ibra scored that penalty I was just kind of like “meh, they deserved it.” While it sucks to (luckily) hold a lead until 93' they should have scored at least 4 goals.

I know this is anecdotal but I had two 90's ES300's that lasted over 200k (one lasted 340k!). Surprised no Lexuses on these lists but I suppose Toyota covers that ground.  

I agree. Over the past ten games Everton has had the best form in the league (tied with Chelsea on points but ahead on GD)

That shite Taylor will sit out one game for a clearly dangerous and reckless challenge, a challenge that while I know he wasn’t specifically trying to break his leg he certainly knew the possible consequences of. Meanwhile, Messi gets a four game ban for talking to loudly to a ref. Fuck international football.

He gets a 4 match ban for talking loudly to a ref but Neil Taylor only sits out one game for an obviously reckless and dangerous challenge that snapped Seamus Coleman’s leg in half. Makes sense.

This is idiotic. Why the fuck would we offer a washed up player £150k per week and only offer Lukaku, our best striker since Lineker, £140k per week? With our new owner and new coach, we should look to the future not the past.

At least he was in the stands to see the glory he could have been a part of.

That’s missing the point.

In terms of utility, Carhartt wins any contest.

In terms of utility, Carhartt wins any contest.

I bet you’re great at parties.

How is 6-5 a blowout?

My girl has a thing for forced/rape type fantasy. At no time do those involve punching her so many times she loses count and consciousness. Fuck this guy. May he spend his days in prison.

Arsenal fans deserve all their misfortunes.

Many. For example, Everton and Chelsea.