How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

How did the hipster burn his mouth?

“Again, statistically speaking, Chipotle really isn’t any safer or more dangerous than eating fast food from any other restaurant. That’s really why.”

Hey Patrick, when do you get to permanently take over screamer posts from Billy?

Sounds like something from the background story of Dexter Morgan.

So instead of forking over ONE WEEK’S SALARY to his crew he puts his career in jeopardy and exposes himself to legal consequences?

It just makes no sense. A cursory google search says Benzema makes 150,000 pounds a week. One fucking week. How much money could he possibly get from Valbuena? And any money they got would be split several ways. Shit don’t make no sense.

As an Everton supporter, I say to you: fuck you, he’s awesome!

I don’t have much love for Billy but he is right. I think it’s more of you being a Madrid lover. And Perez has done all he can to ruin his club. For what it’s worth, I’m an Everton supporter so I have no dog in this fight.

“I also wonder if Barca’s number includes the full true cost of Neymar?”

“Presupuesto” is the budget for the team, so in 14-15 Barca’s budget was 1 mil less than Real’s; this is not money spent on players. Billy is talking about investments on signings, or “Inversion en fichajes.” Perez spent 686.8 mil since he was re-elected in 2009 up until the end of last season. Over the same time…

I went to a high school in Atlanta proper and every city of Atlanta school we played have metal detectors and pat downs when deemed necessary. This was 1999-2002.

Touché

While (1) may apply to Jose’s current season, my point still rings true in his past incarnations.

“Ryan is doing his usual “make the media focus on him so they don’t bother his players” schtick.”

I don’t get it. Is the idea “Let’s take NFL uniforms and make them uglier?” And excuse me for being controversial but one color is hardly as rush of color.

“Idris Elba is from London. Thus, he’s an Arsenal fan.”

The actual next line of his bio is “I ain’t a killa but don’t push me, revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin’ pussy.”

I personally enjoyed QoS and in terms of “Action Bond,” it was one of the best in the franchise. I also think that viewed together with Skyfall, the two movies are good counterpoints to each other (the non-stop action of Qos v. the reflective nature and character development of Skyfall).

“...and a minimum of 1,000 hours of pilot-in-command time in a jet aircraft.”