Sorry, meant no offense, just a reflex as an Evertonian. Kudos on landing Klopp, he is obviously a top coach. Makes me wonder when we will actually win a Merseyside Derby though...

Partly yes but more to the point Perez seems to not be able to pick the best compliments to his superstars. Benzema and CR are great together but buying Bale is just bringing another no. 9 with no clear role because that role is already filled by Karim. Imagine having Benzema up top alone with CR and a R Sterling type…

True and it also helps that even before he was playing for the Red Shite he always said his dream was to be at the Camp Nou. Also, as you imply, Bale is simply a finisher who happens to play alongside of the best finishers in the game. If Bale went to a midtable side in thr EPL (not unlike the one he came from) that…

I agree that another biting episode would mean the end for him at Barca but my original point remains valid. Perez is incapable at trying to build a worldbeater around CR. Barca knows how to build a team around their superstar while allowing him to flourish (although they may wilter leading up January; with Pedro and…

As a native Atlantan, that is one of my favorite spots. If you act like a normal person you receive the best possible service. If you act like a child...well I guess you covered that. My favorite “rule” of theirs regards cocktails. Paraphrasing, don’t ask a bartender to pour a strong drink, implying our bartenders…

Just not to be sexist, can we agree to punch women in the breasts the same way we “dickpunch” dudes?

He is the most likable asshole in College Football. Not an SC fan but wish him well going forward.

Look at how Suarez fits into Barca and contrast that with how Bale fits into Real. I’m not making any statement on whether Ronaldo or Messi are better (they’re both easily the best in a generation+) just that it is telling when Neymar, Suarez, and Messi are “Los Tres Amigos” and Benzema, Bale, and Cristiano are…

Fair enough. I am (obviously) not a medical professional, thus not qualified to say it is 100% effective. Still, the Jurassic Park sentiment of “nature finds a way” intrigues me. Males can get snipped and self repair?

“One of the most effective methods of preventing pregnancy is male sterilization.”

I know that he was an severe alcoholic so the verbally abusive part would not surprise me.

“I was making sexist comments about Elizabeth Taylor, which was the style at the time.”

“Where he is and where we are is any time he is there, any time he is a point of discussion, which you guys maybe you were out there.”

As an Everton supporter, I would just like to say “FUCK.”

North by Northwest. South by Southwest is a music festival.

I agree with you wholeheartedly. While Sánchez is certainly one of the top players in the EPL week-in-week-out, Özil’s good performances few and very far between it seems. Their result against ManU largely came down to the fact that ManU began the game in the worst possible fashion and essentially spotted them two…

Step 1: Buy a new one.

“Again, we now pick three teams for your suicide pool, along with one thing that makes want to commit suicide.”

Such a wonderful album. Dolphy and Evans really bring it. Since he’s in the album, I have to recommend Eric Dolphy’s “Out To Lunch.” Do yourself a favor and check it out.

Douglas Costa’s pretzel-driving face.