“All information offered in a MotoGP broadcast feels really natural...”

No, no, its you who is wrong. Good effort though

Dont tip based on the price of the drink, tip based on what the bartender can tell you about it and why you'll enjoy it. Pouring a glass of scotch neat is pretty damn easy, and doesnt-on it’s own- dictate a $50 tip. But at minimum, throw the guy 20 bucks

Cant imagine why people call millenials “snowflakes...”

I drove for Lyft for 3 months last winter, knowing full well it was gonna suck. And guess what? It did suck. Guess what I did when I couldnt justify it anymore? I stopped driving for Lyft. Simple.

For a man whose favorite insult is to call someone “low IQ,” he sure is full of some surprisingly idiotic ideas...

I work in Public Safety in a town with a pretty low SES, and I see how tough a job the cops have— they are spit on daily, deal with overdoses and excited delirium and shootings on a weekly basis, etc. Im usually pro-cop, but this is indefensible, and it’s why the public doesnt trust the police. If he thought he was…

Baracka’s a moron and a one-trick pony who loves nothing more than to label people racists based on nothing more than their disagreement with his idiotic takes. Besides, its right to be angry at Trump, but who WFP chooses to endorse is neither your business nor Barackas. They chose Warren, likely because Bernies…

Clearly Im the only person who thinks that, for Chapel Hill, 2,000 people isnt a great turnout...

There's quite possibly no more reliable indicator that you are wrong about an issue than finding yourself in agreement with BarackaObama...

Do you understand that the majority of the US Senate doesnt share your view, and therefore wont impeach Trump? Under any circumstances? No matter how much you argue we are in a constitutional crisis, it doesnt change the math. Your inability to acknowledge what everybody else comprehends doesnt reflect well on you

And cutting funding to an entity that employs literally millions of Americans, simply because you disagree with a court’s opinion, is perhaps the most patently ridiculous idea ever presented here.

Im not sure where the “administrative branch” falls in our three-tiered system of Legislative, Executive, and Judicial Branches, but the idea that Congress should cut funding if the courts refuse to impeach Diaper Boy is so laughably naive its embarrassing...

Nobody’s coming for anybody, least of all socialists coming to eat the rich. The Splinterati literally threw a fit about some dipshit burning a fucking photo of AOC. You think they're taking up arms? Not a chance

Burning someone's image isnt violence. I cant believe I have to state that. 

The idea that the cops/National Guard/FBI/whomever is gonna confiscate Americas guns because Beto told them to is patently absurd. It would never happen

Perhaps the next time you find yourself agreeing with an absolute moron like Pam Anderson, maybe you should pause and examine your beliefs before you start cheerleading for her. And all because she disagrees with McCain about something...

No, yes

Firefighter and former line cook here. If you think the girl folding shirts at Old Navy has a better idea about “real life” than the cops in St Louis, or Philly, or Las Vegas, or (insert any large city here) you are almost certainly clinically retarded. Though your ignorance would actually be about par for this…

Bojangles > Popeyes anyway...