Catch you on the flip side Bandit. You and the Snowman are eastbound and down.

If this administration taught me anything, it’s that:

The sad truth is I don’t have much faith in “independent media” to steer people in the right direction either. There are already millions of people that shun the mainstream media and get all their information from places like fucking Infowars; Corporate America sucks but you can’t tell me that is a better alternative.

"There's a truly bizarre strain of anti-intellectualism running through both ends of the political spectrum, fostered by people who instinctively distrust anything beyond their immediate comprehension"

I freely admit that I'll look. But I try to be discreet, not gawk, not hoot and holler with anyone. Quiet look, maybe a double take, and that's it.

This really is weird and I don't know that anyone can explain it.

Marry me.

you think Ariana Grande's sexy image is indicative of her "owning" her sexuality? Lol. You're cute, Mark.

ok chill the fuck out. It is not a baby just a fucking cat. You'd think the police in Florida have more pressing shit to do. I fail to see what the issue here is. We don't even know if the gun is loaded.

They're against pet ownership, even seeing-eye dogs. They railed against Obama for swatting a fly. They euthanize animals by the dozens. They don't think animal research is worth finding a cure for AIDS or cancer. They exploit women in their ads. They are sizeist. They make me want to eat all the burgers after I punch…

This is why I think schools should also ban Elmer's Glue. And milk. And water. Can you imagine what bullies might do if they had access to water? Make you drink it til you threw up, put it on your clothes to imply you peed your pants, etc.

Someone please think of the children!

I have hand warmers that I use during football season, and that package is completely covered in warnings. It doesn't specifically say to not put them on your tits, but should it have to?

I remember when a 30-minute audio cassette could hold a word-processing program.

Like I said, they lied. You are not.

Also, give it time, young Puritan Crusader.

Who told you that you were sex positive? That person lied to you.