Fellow Waco resident that can confirm all of this. I’m concerned about the Elite Cafe. I’ve only eaten their a few times and it’s nothing spectacular, but it’s still a Waco landmark. The Gaineses purchased it shortly after it closed, and there’s no telling what their plans are with it.

I can’t handle that amount of clocks. I want a small clock to tell me what time it is. Not 30 enormous ones to remind me my life is slowly ticking away while I eat blueberry cobbler and watch Netflix.

THEY BOUGHT A HOUSE TO STAY IN JUST FOR FOOTBALL SEASON? No. I cannot. The privilege is strong with these ones.

Waco resident here. Many of us have mixed feelings about the Gaineses. Their rapid development of the Silo project is seen as a major factor in the almost doubling of property taxes downtown, and many of the small businesses are worried about being unable to afford to stay in the area. People are also angry about…

My eyes are down here!!!

Remember that when you gaze into the breast the breast also gazes into you.

I do not want you to harm yourself in any way or commit suicide. Please don’t do this.

Just a reminder that back in ‘08, when Obama picked Biden, everyone was like “That boring old white dude?” And now we’re all like UNCLE JOE PLEASE DON’T LEAVE US.

You’re such a smug prick. Fuck off.

Come on, Chritter. You’ve been asked countless times not to take over the conversation in women’s spaces. Asked to not comment on the bodies, the issues, the worth of women. And it never seems to make any difference. You just keep claiming you don’t understand what the problem is and pretending every incidence of this…

When we first moved in together my boyfriend ate my leftover thai food while I was at work once.

Someone would have died if that happened to me. Do not touch my food.

Food stealers get me upset. Went out to dinner with my sister and cousin and we ordered a huge thing of fried chicken to share. My sister said she only wanted veggies and since that’s all she really eats anyway, I believed her. So I’m like “cool, more chicken for me” cause I LOVE fried chicken. End of the meal, bitch…

The thing is, he wanted chicken, she bought him chicken, she asked if he wanted pizza, he said no, he nibbled hers, pretended he didn’t want any, and then ate the original fucking thing anyway when she bought herself a whole other slice. This fucking guy is too much work, he’s a goddamned liar, and he can fuck off…

There really are none in NY. If you live in Noblesville, IN you’re fucking set.

Also no shows in Los Angeles, Portland, San Francisco, Boston, Seattle, Chicago. This is a joke of a settlement.

Prophets of Rage and Flight of the Conchords are pretty good choices.

Seriously. There are no words for how disgusting and inexcusable that is.

Okay so like... I think I am the fucking worst person because I really think Sansa and Littlefinger SHOULD get married.

Like I know... he’s an asshole and arguably literally all of this is his fault and she has every reason to hate him... But... I do think he loves Sansa in a really fucked up way and he seems only to…

I would look for my “COME ON FEEL THE ILLINOISE” shirt from the Sufjan Stevens show I attended in 2005 but I’m way too fat for it now