Have you ever wished you could give Vincent Gallo a blow job? Of course you haven’t.

Cats is the fucking worst. THE WORST.

I have some pretty spectacular digestive system problems that eventually led to a 6 month wild goose chase that included every test and exam known to man. My system had essentially shut down due to a surgery I had and the medication that surrounded it. I couldn’t eat anything. I had my gut flora wiped out and…

See, yogurt makes everything in me work, and when I don't eat it, I notice issues. Probiotics just make me feel worse. Plus. I loooove yogurt!

Yogurt is my guts’ bff. If I skip a day, it has negative effects. The probiotic capsules though? They made me feel pretty awful and caused shit issues.

Word. My mom is a paraplegic (few years now) - digestive issues abound that we were not prepared for or warned about. Yogurt and kefir on a daily basis has helped her immensely. I’ve had to take her to the emergency room several times bc she was in so much pain I was convinced her kidneys were failing. Nope - she just…

Try Kefir.

Yup, this. I hate headlines that are essentially “Natural Remedy Proven Not to Work” and then the story is actually “this supplement doesn’t help totally healthy people who don’t need it” or “this supplement doesn’t do this one specific thing that some people claim it does.”

If you are healthy. It doesn’t do anything for you if you are healthy. Did you just take a regimen of antibiotics? Buy probiotics. Do you have a disease related to making you shit profusely such as crohns disease? Get on proper medication and buy probiotics.

J.Lo: Are u Ellie?

Thank you for saying that. I think this universe where we’re putting every woman on a pedestal who tweets a naked selfie as some sort of feminist body positive ambassador is ridiculous. She does it for the attention and money. And her young siblings, Kylie in particular, have been taught that sharing sexy pictures is…

Especially when they apply it to a person who has an actual craft

I really wish the Kardashians had a better response to most things than “shut up you’re not famous.”

Chloe seems super chill. And Kim’s photo WAS super male gazey. so.

Sigh.

I think that the mothers should apologize to this lady. While you/we were all getting free little bags of soft serve feces, internet dating was forcing this woman and her friend to drink margaritas by the pitcher.

It’s 100% true that moms have no chill, and moms who start out with chill get it knocked out of them by other parents very quickly. I work at a museum for kids and let me tell you, there is no meaner, no more smug, no more critical or more sanctimonious than other parents. You know the obnoxious standard about diet…

I thoroughly enjoyed each individual encounter of Caroline rejecting Ted, but taken as a whole above, I wonder if she might be on the spectrum? I don’t know much about that, I freely admit, but something about that stare makes me wonder. Please do not excoriate me for asking.

Taylor Swift looks like a hacker from the 90s. #hacktheplanet