He’s most definitely toast.

Nah, I don’t buy it. I think the “he’s gone” we heard at the beginning of the trailer wasn’t even about Jon. Notice we saw not a trace of Stannis. He’s dead. Jon’s a little bit dead for now, but he’ll be back.

I think Jon Snow is not toast

“prepping a kaffir lime”

While I may not have the words to adequately describe the ineffable essence of a bay leaf, I can tell you about its absence. No bay leaf in a soup or stew translates to a final dish that is hollow, the tongue registering emptiness where a full-bodied gustatory experience was meant to be.

Something that’s not particularly well known but I try to point out whenever possible - ‘kaffir’ is a slur. Calling them ‘makrut limes’ is also correct, and even better, not offensive.

Yes, I know what it tastes like. Because I’ve tried tasting it on its own.

They taste like slightly bitter leaves to me. Maybe a little like what eucalyptus smells like? But, soaked in a broth, they add complexity to the food they cook with, because they release their flavor as they are cooking.

That’d be better directed at Floyd Mayweather. And he’d probably respond the same way Kim did by tweeting about how much money he made.

The best response was from some guy on Twitter who said if Kim really wants to shock everyone, she should post a picture of herself reading a book.

God I hate twitter.

This morning I saw a wordless tribute to Nancy Reagan on twitter, it was a photo of AIDS quilts covering the National Mall.

I’ll say basically the same thing about her that I said about Scalia. I feel sad for her family. It’s tough to lose a loved one, no matter what other people think about that person. But “just say no” and the Reagan attitude towards AIDS cost an untold number of people their freedom or their lives. Those policies also…

Republicans always defend her for buying the new China because it was paid for privately. The reason people were angry about it was because the economy was in the toilet and she was swanning around like fucking Marie Antoinette. The recession of 2008 was a picnic compared to the late seventies, early eighties. Burn in…

I heard she was a dirty whore and that’s the only thing I respect about her.

I already made my comment over on the Gawker piece about Nancy’s passing. Basically I was a working nurse during the AIDs epidemic and to this day just thinking about the Reagans about gives me a rage stroke. Fuck them and their gay men are disposable attitudes. No one’s ever going to know the exponential death toll…

Yeah, she basically said “fuck gay people” with her refusal to even recognize AIDS, but at least it was a classy form of homophobia.

Good

Made a little adjustment for you.