One time I got out of the shower and someone had written on the mirror (in perfect cursive handwriting, no drips, which tbh is the weirdest part) this weird prayer. It was bizarre, the only part I really remember is “forgive me, father”. I had just moved, so the best I can figure is that someone previously had this…

OMG waiting to check out popular school library books... What a blast from the past! Oh, the nostalgia!

One of the best in the series!

lol mute servants is too good for them lets just have all their limbs taken off and well pose them like dolls cuz down wit men!

This also puts me in mind of those gender-swapped things that are essentially, “look at these overweight bearded dudes posing sensually in a calendar because haha normally super hot chicks do that this is so crazy right!”

I don’t believe I’ve ever seen the word “rectum” rendered in such a tacky, saccharine script.

Forgot to post this earlier. Better late than never, I hope.

I spend my paycheck on cat beds and manga.

You’re correct about everything except the artisinal mayonnaise because obviously we make our own.

That’s HILARIOUS.

Occasionally I wonder if the reason some people don’t like Sacha Baron Cohen is because they’re not smart enough to get the jokes.

God you went straight to the bottom of the barrel, didn’t you? Haha. I couldn’t think of two more mediocre and useless “comedians.”

She said something incredibly loudly with the “I’ve decided to live as a werewolf” episode of Kimmy Schmidt.

I mean, she could change some things... like the stripper shaming and whorephobia.

For a woman in comedy to be noticed she has to be exceptional. For a man? Dane Cook and Daniel Tosh would like a word with you.

My recipe for zero wrinkles at age 45:

I plan to see the documentary this weekend.

This part of the post made no sense to me. Latina is an ethnicity. Black is a race. One can be both Latina and black. Millions and millions of people are.

I have never felt pain quite like the pain of giant veiny-blue engorged breasts.