But it does need more sprots, that’s for sure. 

My mom did this to get out of jury duty when I was a kid. She made my baby brother cry and held him in the same arm as the phone when she called to inquire about bringing children to the courthouse. They waived her requirement to come in right then over the phone. The best part: a close friend who was a judge told her…

I came here to say this, too! My mom told us that as kids and my wife and I use that trick with our kids now and they have actually fought over the bread ends.

I just made a comment about the same situation...when that was going on with Webber, I think it was Mark Purdy who wrote that Sacramento is a great place for a young, single, multi-millionaire, African American man to get a really good night’s sleep.

I think it was the inimitable Mark Purdy, of the Mercury News, who once said (when Chris Webber was unhappy there), that Sacramento is a great place for a young, single, multi-millionaire African American man to get a really good night’s sleep.

Don’t worry, average out the 6 AM practice (I used to have 5 AM!) with the midnight practices and it’s a reasonable 10 PM ice time for the little ones!

I see you’ve studied my parenting handbook. 

Fuck, man, give my 5 year old son some candy and he’ll be so hyper he’ll climb over it before my wife and I have time to turn around and yell at him to stop. 

Don’t worry, now it’s elite.

“Now we have to pray for his health—because this was a very serious meltdown.”

I felt the same, and I’m an orthodox Jew.

It’s in the vein of the craft party, but my 2nd grader daughter wanted just some friends over to play beauty shop, so my wife bought some nail polish, face cleanser, cut up a cucumber for their eyes and served tea and cupcakes while relaxing music played, and the girls had a blast. My daughter, being who she is, then…

I have a feeling that 90% of those guys have taken almost that exact same picture and sent it to an unimpressed woman at work at some point in their lives.

Typical LibSpin, not reporting that PSU really wanted them to wear those shirts instead of their jerseys because if there’s one thing Penn State can’t stand, it’s coverups of shitty things done by old white men. 

Did you know that if you look at Roth’s preferred Goodwill store on Google Street View you can actually see him walking into the store?* You can almost feel the excitement going through his mind, wondering what treasures he’ll find. I hope it’s a Pete Incaviglia Phillies jersey!

Too bad Marchman wasn’t alive to see this. 

Wrong. The Knicks are all kinds of f’ed up.

I can’t wait until they finally release that album...it’s gonna be epic.

So you’re saying he’ll be fine. Phew!

I hope he’s OK. Not the least because if he is, he’s now the mayor of Buffalo pursuant to their municipal code.