I’m not saying that Ukraine should investigate why he got this so wrong, but I’m not not saying that they should investigate it.

No worries! Great minds, and all that. :-)

So, what you’re saying is that something in Gilroy stinks.

So they tried to Swift roast AOC, huh?

“When you’re getting fucked by your lawyer, there’s no more comfortable place to be than on a Casper mattress.”

Roth’s writing on blogs that ostensibly serve to just fill space around multimedia (podcasts and remembering guys), might be the very best writing on this site. I don’t know if that’s an insult, a compliment or a backhanded compliment, but at least it’s not getting hit by a bus.

While getting them ready for school, eating dinner or getting ready for bed: no.

I feel like not remembering Walt Weiss is borderline antisemitic. For us Jewish kids growing up in the Bay Area, he was as close as we got to a Jewish baseball player (Harris Barton, of course, spoke at every Hebrew school and day school on a basically annual basis rotating school to shul to yeshiva every week telling…

What a teammate, trying to hook Phil up with some buns, even years after he was run out of town. 

As long as they take out State College and the Paterno stans, it’s worth it.

Isn’t that just a Philly cheesesteak with fries in it?

I’d suggest they just burn East Lansing to the ground, but the students will do that the next time they beat Eastern Michigan.

Forsberg, from his knees, shielding off a d-man after a steal and splitting the d. I don’t care that it’s preseason or that it looked like a pass from the Rags right to him, that was ridiculous.

A few months before one of ours girls was born friends of ours had a girl and gave her almost the exact same name (one letter difference) we planned to name our daughter. The names are all in Hebrew, too, so it was unlikely. We still gave her that name and the girls are friends now and think it’s really cool that…

I often work with the attorneys and legal department at HUD, and yeah, they all seem to still be in complete shock. Fortunately, Carson has been hands-off enough that their day-t0-day hasn’t been too affected. The bigger issue is morale because now they all work for Carson’s boss...

As usual, AP wasn’t the one hurt by this switch.

This has to be a recycled headline from the Sanchez era, right?

I’d say they’re gonna eat ass now, but with Yelich out, that seems unlikely. 

Well, this eats ass.

This isn’t what the reporters meant when they asked him if Big Ben’s winning ways rubbed off on him.