Fuck him with his own grey dick. It’s too bad his motorcycle helmet worked. People who take advantage of those with less power, especially when that is exercised physically and/or sexually, are despicable.

Haha… their service is probably fine, but they were the “cheap” provider for a long time, so there’s a stigma of being poor with that provider and having shitty service. 

It’s a normal sized head. Find a new slant. 

Lemme guess, you think JoePa got a raw deal, right?

The neck tattoo comment is a cheap-shot. The Philadelphia municipal code requires neck tattoos to be admitted to any public sporting event. 

That’s really too bad. I was hoping he’d get paralyzed. 

Dude…dude… T-Mobile on an iPhone? That constitutes probably cause to check your freezer for human and/or animal limbs in at least 7 states.  At least shrink the screenshot… 

Nope, Splinter (I kid, I kid…as a Jew who was banished to the greys over there).

Wow. I just assume those things just die out when the founders die or go to jail. 

I wish you’d include a disclaimer that all correspondence is public unless sent via secure channel, and then included the email addresses of the most bigoted. I think Wagner did this once and it was so cathartic just to see. 

That was actually part of an email. It was meant to criticize the proportionate lack of writers of color at Deadpsin because Drew is so pasty (i.e., “creamy”) that he basically accounts for a whole D-I football scholarships amount of whiteness in the Title IX world that is Deadspin, the new G/O overlords being the…

Parker was Marvin Gaye in spikes. 

I can’t believe the guy hocking a nutritional supplement pyramid scheme would support something that’s proven harmful by science. Weird. 

Well, yeah. That’s not about (traitors) waging (treasonous) war against (their own) United States. That (battle flag of treason in support of chattel slavery) is a symbol of (a whitewashed) southern heritage (of hatred, bigotry and white supremacy). Duh.

Gotta make sure we don’t offend (checks notes) the supporters of those who waged war against our country!

“so let’s see if stuffing several other feet into his mouth will somehow clear the air!”

Take away all of the guns and melt them down so they can’t be used ever again. 

Listen, we can all only hope to hold on when hitching our wagons to the Marianne Williamson train, so give the dude a break. 

It’s like he timed it just for this. 

Wow, I’m genuinely surprised that RGIII stayed in the league longer.